HolderCoatOfArms...
I have heard that Easter is a big Coyle tradition. Sorry, but, you are not a Coyle any more, you are a Holder now, by your own choice.
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StairwayToHeaven...
I have also heard that Easter was Gramma Coyles' favorite holiday and she made both you and Pamela the best Easter Pinafors in the world. Sorry, but your Gramma is not here anymore.
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Im5YearsOld...
DotDotDot...
YouAreNot5YearsOldAnymore...
Furthermore, I have also heard that you and Pamela are still 5 years old looking forward to Easter!! Sorry, but you are NOT 5 years old any more, grow up.
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ReclinerAndOttoman...
I have also been told that a new dress and shoes, hat, and a purse are essential. Sorry, but I shudda been told that before the new recliners arrived, by the way, where's my ottoman?
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EasterBunnyHitAndRun... photograph by Russell Holder
I have also been told (by Pamela) that my job is to make sure your Easter is special with a basket of goodies! Sorry, but I have some bad news for you in case you don't recall... the Easter Bunny met his demise on March 29th 2012.
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EasterSheep...
But, all is not lost, you've got ME! and I LOVE YOU!
AND...
AND...
AND...
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EasterBucket... photograph by Russell Holder
BunnyHumpingChicken...
PS: the card? where's the card???
welcome to the new age of computers and EMAIL!!!
PPS: want a hardcopy Easter card???
print this email.
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This event largely prompted by Cousin Pam's email of 3/29/2018 1:43 PM"
"What do I hear that you don't make an Easter Basket for Sharon???? Have you lost your mind already!! Easter is a big Coyle tradition and as it was Gramma Coyles' favorite holiday and she made both Sharon and me the best Easter Pinafors in the world, we are still 5 years old looking forward to Easter!! A new dress and shoes, hat, and a purse are essential. Your job is to make sure her Easter is special with a basket of goodies! Hell, even Edward makes me the greatest basket every year and he makes a homemade card for me!! GET ON THE STICK and find a LARGE basket, fill it with funny things and maybe some dark chocolate that she can freeze and have one a week and let her know she is still your Doll Baby and you want her to be happy!! Maybe even a gift card for Neiman Marcus or Macy's Should be in there!!!!
Don't make me make plans to boil you in oil if she doesn't have an EXTRA SPECIAL EASTER this year!! She has worked so hard to get in shape and she loves you, you old fart!!
GET ON THE STICK!!
Your loving cousin-outlaw,
Pamela"
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Babydoll's bunny huddle in the morning sun...
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... photograph by Russell Holder
... photograph by Russell Holder
... photograph by Russell Holder
... photograph by Russell Holder
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